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Haunted Portraits are no longer for sale
They say the scales of justice can be tipped with a good lawyer and Bruce Beelze was the best. If Bruce couldn't get you off the hook no one could. Bruce had the sterling distinction of being undefeted in front of a jury. But as with most things in life you get what you pay for and Bruce didn't come cheap. When you signed on the dotted line, the ink was always red.
Original sculpted art of Monte Ward used with permimmision. You can see more of Monte's work at

The Black Widow of the Collection

Diminutive and dark like the Black Widow, the mini-HauntedPortrait possesses the ability to strike fear onto its unsuspecting victims. Tucked away on a shelf, or hidden amongst a gallery of pictures, it waits for its prey. They draw closer never sensing the surprise that awaits them, for after all it's just a small family photo. Capturing all the detail of its larger siblings this little portrait is a great introduction to the world of HauntedPortraits. Photos of descendants long since gone, morph from their happy mortal shapes to reveal the true nature of their depraved dark side, as one passes by. These curious rarities transform without the need for wires or batteries, simply place in a convenient 5"x7" frame and anticipate the delight in watching your victims discover its sinister secret. These dark jewels come unframed and postage is a mere $3. I gladly honor Paypal and I am so confident you will be entranced by the magic of the mini-HauntedPortraits that I back it up with a no-questions-asked return policy (see below). Bid now on this macabre masterpiece.

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