December 29, 2005
 

Abram
Haunted Portraits is proud to introduce Abram

"Abram came to California along with thousands of other 49ers seeking a quick fortune in gold. Gold fever is a sickness that can drive even the most reasonable man insane, that's the only way you can explain spending every waking moment blindly digging a hole to nowhere with a pick. All that glitters isn't gold and most gave up quickly but not Abram, every inch deeper was one inch closer to Hell."

If you like a dramatic change, then Abram is sure to please. To visit his new section in our Gallery go here

Dental Distortions to be Featured in Future Haunted Portraits

Haunted Portraits is pleased to announce that we will be incorporating the incredible work of Dental Distortions in future portraits. Dental Distortions creates some of the most realistically frightful fangs around. Since Haunted Portraits creates the most realistic changing portraits around, these devious dentures should be a perfect fit. You can see more of their incredible work www.dentaldistortions.com

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A Present for You

Now that Christmas is over and all the presents have been opened it's time for a little something for you. Maybe it's the Phantom Ship, or a Constance, Master Crump or Benjamin, you know you've got a favorite you've had your eye on. We have a present for our newsletter subscribers only, place your order for any 16"x20" portrait and choose any two 5"x7"s for free, that's a $30+ value. Simply enter the coupon code "present" when you check out, but hurry, this is a limited time offer that expires January 15th. Thanks again for an incredible 2005 and here's to a bigger and scarier 2006.

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